The Passive Escape











So, I’ve been thinking about the future. A little thing about me is that my job aspiration changes all the time, a month ago I wanted to be an astronaut. Trouble is, is that I’m not good at working in a team, a quality they look for apparently. So I’ll have to get into space by some other means, like with Virgin, or the creator of Cirque Du Soleil who did that show.

Instead, I’m going to become a scientist. Perhaps looking at genetics, a future Human Genome Project for instance. Although I am pretty worried about such scientific discoveries being used for the wrong reasons.

And… the highlight of this new plan is that in my free time I’ll make a low budget film, ‘The Blair Witch Project’ style. You know, like how they were so cheap about it that they returned one of the cameras back to the shop when they’d finished filming. That means, that another person who went and bought a camera from that store, could actually have bought one which filmed the movie! Epic.

The movie will get loads of critical acclaim, and I’ll be the next JJ Abrams ;) Nah, in my dreams.

But I do make movies in my lunchtimes. My group are currently making a safety video for a random contest. It’s not going to well, and it brings out the more violent side of myself but it’s still fun.

We’ve not finished filming yet, but we’ve started editing. I get so angry, I have a friend who I’ll call Chantelle. In some of our shots she’s been her usual disruptive self and we’ve got random paper balls flying across the shot. I’m literally in a zoo. No joke.



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